Prepare to be **amazed ** as this thread so deftly exhibits the principles of gravity! That’s right folks, just like my other threads, this one will drop straight off the page, before your very eyes! Ever wonder what the constant g equals? Well, now you can find out! Simply take out your stopwatch, and stop and watch as this very posting sinks like a stone! That’s right, it will plummet like J Lo’s box office standing! Tumble like Dubya on a Segway! Get buried faster than a White House investigation! Other threads from your’s truly have had some distracting other purpose, like sharing amusing news, or getting a question answered, but this special **one-time ** thread is completely dedicated to descending into the depths of oblivion! So, watch your toes, watch this thread, and be astounded by this wonder of Newtonian physics!
I’ve polarised the hull plating, Captain.
:dubious:
And, how about next time discussing its opposite, comedy?
Way to go **NoClueBoy and Olive, The Other Reindeer ** now you’ve messed up the demonstration.
It’s thanks to people like you that progress in the sciences is so slow.
You think we are not smart
We are smart
Olive, love the username
NoClue, love the boy
Love the sinner, not the sin? 
:rolleyes: <-- balloon filled with helium.
Why does everyone give Newton credit? It’s his apple that discovered gravity.
Our love is not a sin!
:o
;j
i hate the 10 character minimum!
You are all educated stupid!
“I canna give ye any more sair, the wee bairns, they’re tryin to integrate General Relativity with Quantum Mechanics, and the infinities, they aren’t renormalizin’”!
“Your emotional outburst is highly illogical…I suggest inputting the relevant variables into an M-Theory matrix.”
[singing off-key]
Up in the air, Junior Birdmen;
Up in the air, Junior Birdmen;
With your noses to the ground.
[/singing off-key]
You have 300 posts why don’t I recognize your username? Did you change it recently? If not, that might be helpful in determining why your threads tend to sink. 
Ironically, your gravity experiment doesn’t seem to be working.
Anyway cheer up, you’re not the only one to have had threads die with so few responses.
…which I assume is what this is about since I don’t remember any of your other OPs :o and the search function has been down for maintenance…
There is no such thing as gravity.
The Earth sucks.
It’s not that this thread will drop to the ground. In reality, it’s the earth just moving up very rapidly to meet the thread.
Technically, the thread and the Earth move towards a common center of gravity.
Ah, here are the other two threads I was looking for. :smack:
Destiny!
Destiny!
No escaping this for me!
Carry on.