I got this joke by e-mail this morning
and thought I would share it with you.:)
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat
conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he
took the seat.
As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him
yelled, “Yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!”
The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few
minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top,
revealing two pasties.
The guy behind our friend goes off again. “Yeah baby! Shake those
things.”
Our friend turned around and said, “Hey buddy, calm down!”
After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her
dress, revealing a very thin G-string.
Again the man behind our friend yelled out, “Oh baby!You’re almost
there!”
Our friend again turned around and said, “Hey buddy, shut the hell up,
will ya!”
A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched
off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild,
except for the man behind our friend.
Curious, our friend turned around and asked, “Say buddy, where’s your
enthusiasm now”?
The guy responded, “It’s on your back, dude.”