A duck's quack doesn't echo, and other weird shit people believe

Elsewhere in this section there is a discussion on whether someone is a jerk for correcting someone else’s false believe about something. I think this might be an appropriate place for weird shit people believe. Just questions of fact, not questions of opinion.

For example. My husband tells me, almost every time we watch an episode of Rockford, that the producer insisted that James Garner pay for all the damage caused to the car during the car chases, because he was driving it. My response is kind of WTF? He’s the actor, not the writer. If stuntmen had to pay for the damage to the cars they drove, they wouldn’t do it–they are hired to wreck them, and the same should apply to actors if they’re also acting as stunt men. This makes no sense at all.

I have been unable to confirm or refute this rumor. Also: can’t find a word about it on the internet. It seems Garner did own a share of the production company, so maybe that’s how he paid for it.

A friend and I almost came to blows because he said that the musicians who performed in Disney’s Fantasia decided to put one over on the ignorant movie audiences who would see it and put the movements of a classical piece out of order. And those rubes would never know the difference, nor would the rubes who’d hired them to perform the music.

Huh? I believed this for about half a second, and then I remembered–or I think I remember–the conductor standing up in the middle of the piece, with little cartoon characters flying around him, and he SAID they had the movements out of order. But they could have put that in later–although I don’t think so. So first, there’s my memory.

Second, there’s the idea that NO ONE who saw the movie would know the movements were out of order. Would they really take the chance that no single person who saw this movie would know? So even if my memory is wrong, there’s that.

Third, I don’t think that’s how it works for music in movies. I know it isn’t. They don’t just sit down and play the piece while the film is running. There’s a lot of planning.

Now I suppose it’s possible that musicians could concoct this idea, and carry it through (somehow), and then, someone could discover it in time to have Leopold Stokowski stand up and say they did it on purpose, in order to redeem themselves. But still…

Friend still believes it, because classical musicians are terrible snobs, I guess.

Both my husband and my friend insist that “everybody knows” these things. If a single other person has ever heard either one of these, I’d sure like to know about it.

Also, any other weird thing people believe. I like to think of these as false facts. I know we’ve done it before.

Well, the word “gullible” is not in the dictionary, so there’s that!

It’s unhealthy to wear pajamas, because somehow they prevent your skin from “breathing” in a way daytime clothes apparently don’t

Sleeping with a fan on will kill you

Maine Coons are part raccoon

The great cartoonist Gahan Wilson put a lot of these together and illustrated them for the National Lampoon back in the '70s.

Things like “milk and cherries together will kill you,” and “This boy knows he must touch EVERY BOARD of the fence with his stick even if it makes him late getting home. If he misses one, he will be eaten.”

Pandas are bears. Oh wait, no they’re not, they’re raccoons. No wait, they’re bears. There’s no such thing as a Brontosaurus. Hold on, yes there is. It’s hard to keep track sometimes.

Now, that one depends on which “panda” one is talking about. The red panda (neither bear nor raccoon) shouldn’t even be called a panda, and therein lies part of the confusion.

The Immaculate Conception refers to the conception of Jesus.

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My mother still saves pull tabs for the poor little boy on dialysis. She started some time in the 90s.

That there’s an alternate ending to the movie Big in spite of there being no evidence of one anywhere.

Here’s one of my own. I firmly believed that cotton candy had some kind of dairy in it until I was in college, because when I was little I was at a fair and someone pouring something into the cotton candy machine out of what looked like a milk carton. :smack: I got better.

The Wikipedia entry on The Rockford Files says that the “script often called for Garner to damage his car, so the car could be sold, repaired, and repurchased for each episode.”:

Here are two websites discussing the fact that the movements in Fantasia are out of order:

http://drneid.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-rite-riot-100-years-ago-today.html

Why not? It has earlier claim to the name than the stupid bear.

I was like “Wait, wtf?” Then my English skills kicked in and, yeah, I have heard people say that.

The red panda was the original panda–and was just called the panda. The giant panda was originally called the ‘particolor bear.’ It wasn’t until later when well-meaning zoologists decided that they were closer relatives that the particolor bear was renamed the ‘giant panda’ and the panda was renamed the ‘lesser panda’ or ‘red panda.’

Frogs say “Ribbit”. False.

The only frog species that says “ribbit” is the Pacific Treefrog, Pseudacris regilla, which is a common and frequently heard frog in California. So Hollywood film producers think that is what frogs sound like, and “ribbit” has thus become the universal representation of the voice of frogs.

The comman and noisy Cactus Wren of the southwestern desert also shows up in the sound track of movies that are set thousands of miles away (if not on different continents), because Hollywood’s Foley editors think that is what places sound like when birds can be heard.

Lemmings commit mass suicide.

Piranhas will strip a large animal to the bones in a mater of minutes. That has happened only once, in a pool in which a huge number of hungry piranhas had been isolated by a drought, and a cow was driven in for a photo op. Like the staged lemming video. I have swum in the same waters where I’ve caught piranhas for dinner.

Weird Shit People Believe

“Happily Married”

My favourite is that I was told while growing up that you cannot dream of yourself dying, and if you do, you would die in real life. I think it took until I was about twenty to think that through and figure out that not only is it completely unknowable (if it were true, anybody who died wouldn’t be able to tell you what they were dreaming :stuck_out_tongue: ) but also that it’s ridiculous. Interestingly, it also made me ‘rewrite’ a couple of dreams that I had as a child in which I did die, so that my experience would fit the ‘knowledge’. Thinking that through later on was a big help in developing a skeptical world view.

The candiru catfish can swim up a urine stream–even out of the water!–and enter the urethra. Eh. . . .

Tell him he’s wrong. It was actually the lead actors in *The Dukes of Hazard *that had to pay to replace the General Lee every time they totalled it.

One of my sisters declared that when someone dies, someone is born - to maintain the cosmic balance, you know. I’m not sure how she reconciles that belief with population growth…

When I was a kid, a neighbor told me that when you fall asleep, your heart stops beating. I used to lie in bed with my hand over my heart to see if it was true. Yeah, I was kinda dumb when I was little.