Inspired by the recent rash of fart threads, I found myself thinking of alternate names for Farts and Poops in a fit of insomnia last night (hey, like ignorance, ya gotta fight insomnia how ever you can).
If you needed any further convincing that the cheese has fallen completely off my cracker, I was putting all the names I could think of to the tune of Beethoven’s 9th/Ode to Joy. What is bugging me today is I can only remember maybe less than a tenth of the euphemisms I came up with. Where else could I turn?
Please try to break up your entries in the form of gasses and solids.
Talking to a man about a horse
In deference to Opal, let’s bypass the “Hi Opal” for these lists
Pinching a loaf
shoot a rabbit
I thank you for your help, and wish the most twisted version of Beethoven’s 9th be stuck in your head all day.