Welcome to Monday: The Sequel. Or at least that’s what I expect today will bring in my corner of the universe. Coffee is being consumed in preparation for the return of the flood. Great Og, I already can’t wait for Friday. Then we only work 'til noon, and afterwards it’s off to the company luncheon. It’s Applebee’s, but it’s not work, and that’s the important thing. 
I saw the strangest thing in my work-local supermarket’s produce section this morning. It was a $5 clamshell pack of 4 apples. Or what I thought were apples. The label on the clamshell stated, however, that these were absolutely not apples, and how dare you suggest such a thing. These were Grapples. How silly of me! By the name alone I could only imagine that these cleverly disguised pieces of fruit were intended to be attached to ropes and thrown over ledges, where they would eject a trio of hidden pitons to let you scale buildings or very tall people. But then I thought that, being that they look exactly like apples, this could pose a health and safety risk should anyone gravely mistake them. That would never have made it past CSA approval. So, reading more closely, the gimmick was revealed:
“Grape-flavoured apples.”
:dubious:
“Looks like an apple! Tastes like a grape!”
:dubious: :smack: :rolleyes:
I can’t imagine who they’re targeting here. Are there a lot of people who hate the flavour of apples but fervently wish they could still eat them? Is there a large faction of vocal anti-grapists[sup]*[/sup] who secretly indulge when no one is looking and would dearly love it if they could do so in public without revealing their hypocrisy? Because in either case, their fondest wishes have come true.
Otherwise: :dubious:
Oh, what a tangled web we weave with genes we’ve learned to splice and cleave.
Swampus - When comes the Brainstorm technology, I suspect your reels will be a grand mixture of Terry Gilliam, David Cronenberg, Abrahams/Zucker, and Crispin Glover. 
Busdude - Glad ya liked it!
Back to the trenches before this turns into another afternoon post.
[sub]* Not that Grapist[/sub]