A former pro football player applied at my work!

I don’t know if anyone will recognize his name or not but Clyde Johnson applied for a job where I work. He was a cornerback for the Kansas City Chiefs and the Chicago Bears. His salary while playing for the Chiefs was $175,000 and was $275,000 while playing for the Bears. He applied for a part-time temporary job as a Clerk II in our Property department and said that for a starting salary he would take $8.00/hour!

I just thought it was kind of funny that he would go from a $275,000 job playing pro ball to an $8.00/hour job as a Clerk II.


That John Denver’s full of shit man!

Well, Kurt Warner, the quarterback for the winning superbowl team of St. Louis, was bagging groceries just a few years ago.

Example of mis-spent youth. Didn’t save when the bucks were big.


I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.

Call me naive and direct me to snopes if you wish, but were you REALLY a pro football player? Details, please…


Yer pal,
Satan