a funny thing happened at walmart

The BBQ Pit
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Today I took my four month old to the portrait studio at Walmart (which, by the way, stinks, but what do you expect for $4.88) and noticed that the nail salon next to the studio was closed.

Imagine my surprise when I read the small, hand-printed sign adorning the chain link gate in front of the salon. It read:

“WE ARE CLOSED DUE TO AN EMERGENCY. SORRY FOR THE INCONTINENCE.”

Incontinence? After looking carefully at the seats in the salon for any telltale puddles, I hypothesized that possibly the “emergency” was a trip to the hygiene aisle for some adult diapers.

I wished I had my digital camera with me so I could have sent a picture of the sign to Leno. But, alas, I’ll only be able to share my giggles with y’all.

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Hee hee! :smiley:

Thanks for sharing the giggles.

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Nah, it makes perfect sense. Closure of the salon at short notice is going to give those who had already made appointments the absolute shits.

There ya go! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Is the incontinence the emergency? It doesn’t say. You should have asked a manager to explain. :slight_smile:

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You just never know what those wacky walmartians are going to do next.:eek: