Time to toss my hat into the ring. Only Mostly Dead is not allowed to play.
EPF 1: “Alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”
EPF 2: Look!. . . .Bundt Cake!
EPF 3: You can’t ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
EPF 4: Charlie! You fucking bitch! Let’s work it out!
And now, the easy one,
EPF 5: Mom, if you were in a German scheisse video, you’d tell me, right?
The Replacements. I think of this every time I see bundt cake.
Sweet Home Alabama.
Oh, and everybody who’s guessed one of mine is correct. 
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Meet the Feebles.
BR1: It’s OK. I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood love whom she last saw on a deserted island and then turns out fifteen years later to be the leader of the Resistance.
BR2: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.
BR3: There’s fuckin’ room to move up as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God.
Damnit, not only was I beaten in a double-post, but the person who beat me is in the same freakin’ house.
And I’ll offer up a few more of my own:
OMD6 - Don’t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? … Oh, my God! I’m too late!
OMD7 - Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
OMD8 - If there’s one thing I know, it’s never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws, and mother freaking Ukrainians.
OMD9 - Frankly, I’m not at liberty to divulge the particulars of the agency I work for, and all that that implies.
OMD10 - I hated her so… much… it… it… the… it… the… fee… flames… flames… on the side of my face… heaving… breathless… heaving breaths…
Top Secret
BR1: Top Secret!
(I swear, I was going to quote from that movie!)
Here’s one:
DM1: “Well come on down here, Hammerhead, and I’ll *show * it to ya!”
Top Secret! “No one iz allowed to see ze Torch”
One WAG for OMD7: Blues Brothers?
Hdg1 - “Back to sleep, Louis, or I’m telling Mom about your playboys.”
Hdg2 - “A lady always knows when to leave.”
Hdg3 - “And the ‘H’ is for…?” “Homeless.”
Hdg4 - “…happier than a puppy with two peters…”
Hdg5 - “Good morning, Sir! I’ve come to return the book I borrowed.”
Muah-ha-ha…I beat you ALL! 
OMD6 - Real Genius
OMD7 - The Blues Brothers
MtS #1- Shit Sandwich
MTS #2-You sold me queer giraffes.
MTS #3-say im sick
MTS #4-en vino veritas(sp?)
MTS #5-One girl,I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
Holy cow, I get to answer one?!?! Stripes, Bill Murray specifically.
Here’s mine:
SF1: “I once had a woman treat me like that. It didn’t make her my wife.”
Is this one Vacation?
Steve Buscemi in Con Air.
neener-neener-pumpkin-eater-smiley at silenus
I’m a frayed knot.
#1 is This Is Spinal Tap.
#4: I’m guessing The Triplets of Belleville, although there the saying is seen in writing, not spoken.
Hah!
OMD10: Clue