A Game: Guess 5 Movies by Quote

OMD11 - It’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Rocky Horror Picture Show

OMD12 - I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?
Bourne Identity

OMD13 - ‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
The Incredibles

OMD14 - I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.
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OMD15 - So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
I’ve heard it, can’t recall from where. Dumb and Dumber?

Spaceballs

Scr01: “Wake up! It’s time to die!”

Scr02: “China is here? I don’t even know what the hell that means!”

Scr03: "I am in hell, sir! I am in hell!

Scr04: “How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.”

And one of my all time favorites:

Scr05: “The one thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn’t get rid of it, that haunted me, was why. Why would she lie? What was her motive for lying? If my client is innocent, she’s lying, why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday I found out why. She doesn’t have a motive, you know why? Because she’s not lying… And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution is not going to get that man today, no, because I’m gonna get him! My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to fucking jail!”

My one contribution is still unguessed. I’ll pick another line form the same film in a while, if needed. The movie is full of them.

On preview:

Scr01: I know I’ve heard that, but I can’t place it. Starship Troopers??

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

“oh shit there goes the planet” - Spaceballs

Casablanca

To Have and Have Not

Scr01: “Wake up! It’s time to die!”
Blade Runner?
Scr03: "I am in hell, sir! I am in hell!
The Bounty

OMD9 - Frankly, I’m not at liberty to divulge the particulars of the agency I work for, and all that that implies.
The Iron Giant

MTS#3 say im sick
Amadeus

EoA2: “What is it with this man? Did I kill a relative of his in battle, perhaps? His boy, God forbid?”
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Back with some of my own in a minute.

Forgot to answer this one:

Fried Green Tomatoes

And I saw about five minutes’ worth of Spaceballs the other day, for the first time. Guess which scene? But I was too late to post the answer! D’oh!

KZ01: “I’ve better things to do than to stand here all day listening to you quote yourself!”

KZ02: “Well with that philosophy you must’ve had a provocative career!”

KZ03: “For every Jew you show me who’s not a Christian, Sir Knight, I’ll show you a Christian who’s not a Christian.”

KZ04: “So you have two udders, then, Barker? I always suspected as much.”

KZ05: “Assaulted by both one’s parents in the same evening. What is family life coming to?”

TMG4 - Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.

TMG5 - Don’t tell the elf (to get credit for this you have to also include the setup)

TMG6 – (My personal fav.) person 1 “You don’t trust anyone, that’s your problem.”
Person 2 “I trust my barber”

TMG7 - Listen to this: "Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. (I had to check IMDB to make sure I had the quote right)

Again I’m offering 300 points but this time a bonus 250 if you get the last one right. It’s really hard but my friends and I say it all the time.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

All but one of mine have been answered correctly, the one that is left is…

say im sick…or to make it a bit easier… ssay m ssik

Heres a new batch

MTS # 11- That fuckin idiot dont know rat shit from rice krispies.

MTS#12- can’t so much as drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

MTS #13-I didn’t tell you sanitation. I told you to tell them you was in a sanitarium not sanitation

TMG7 - Listen to this: "Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation.

Again I’m offering 300 points but this time a bonus 250 if you get the last one right. It’s really hard but my friends and I say it all the time.

As do mine. Beetlejuice.

1776

Ohhh and he count takes the bonus 250.

Very nice

and the others?

Nope - Kizarvexius got it. It’s from Blade Runner.

Correct!

Correct on both!

Yup.

“I trust my barber” is from Spiderman 1 or 2, can’t recall which.

Nobody knows any of mine?

::sniff::

Sniff?
SNIFF???

Please sir, it is unsightly for a dark lord of the Sith to cry. I will do my best to answer
D1 is the godfather I’m fairly sure

D4 gets me I’m 98.256287% sure it’s Arrnie

Kindergarten cop? :confused:

That’s my final answer