I would wish for trump to die peacefully in his sleep before the election. Autopsy to reveal undiagnosed brain cancer.
I have nothing to contribute with regard to the OP. Just noting the combination of “SurrenderDorothy” responding to “Broomstick.” I got a chuckle, anyway.
Can “someone else” be an animal? If so, I’d wish that my 16-year-old arthritic dog could communicate with me about her pain levels.
Now I’m picturing Trump complaining about how the Democrats cheated by using a Genie.
And also the Make A Wish Foundation because…words?
Maybe also wish for Trump to do a shroom trip and realize his narcissism.
Unfortunately, not making people act against their own will is part of the package.
I would wish for Trump to be invested with a conscience. Surprise you?
You poor, sick bastard! How could you do that to him! I can’t think of a worse fate for him.
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But if she goes deaf at 50…