Go.
“I want self-confidence.”
That was easy. 
A million dollars.
$100.00 more than I’ll ever need.
More wishes!
I wish that a magic spring would form in my nearest State Park that would make people who bathe in it wise.
If that’s too long, I wish all the people in the world looked like RL Anime characters!
Sunspace is suddenly filled with such bravado that he (she?) will never again believe he is wrong about anything.
xgxlx Stands in a pile of green, shredded paper. If assembled, the paper was once 1,000,000 dollar bills.
norinew is broke, save for $100 now in his pocket. Many people are able to survive with $0, thus proving you don’t actually need money.
I never said I was a benevolent genie.
Vanessa Williams, 10 gallons of baby oil and lots of jello.
or
A pet wolverine by the name of Cuddles.
A billion dollars (none of this measly million stuff for me. 
)
Make me healthy.
Self-powered flight (a la superman.)
The ability to eat anything I want without having to worry about being overweight.
Bosda - The spring is there. It is filled with hydrochloric acid.
Rabid - Done. However, none will be granted by me. You didn’t ask for more wishes to be granted by me.
Kal - Venessa Williams watches as you are suddenly trapped under 10,000 pounds of jello floating on the baby oil which you are submersed within.
Lsura - more shredded paper for you.
Mockingbird - You will never die nor grow old.
Cisco - you now have wings where your arms used to be.
Ruby - you will never again worry about being overweight as the “worry” center of your brain is disconnected.
I wish I had more time to decide…
Ooops! :eek:
I wish I could be sent back in time to either the late 1700s or the medieval times, and I don’t want any of this sending me back as dirt-poor, living in the gutter junk. I wanna be of at least middlin’ class or as close to that as I can get. And I wanna be married, to a guy I love who loves me, for a fair amount of time, not for a half hour.
You’re no fun.
You also have bad breath. Allegedly. 
i wish i could be a vegetable
I wish I could always make the most advantageous desicions for me at the most advantageous time.
Buckleberry - You can say that in 5 seconds?
Bosda - too bad, because I’m having fun with it. This started with the idea of wondering what people would wish for with just 5 seconds to decide and then, just for run, trying to think of ways of foiling those wishes.
Mundane? Check. Pointless? Check. Must share? eh. Oh well.
No, merely obnoxious.
And I’d know.