Make me Madonna.
I wish for the immediate complete and utter destruction of the malevolent genie cmosdes and that all his magical genie powers be henceforth transferred to me, to be used as I see fit.
I wish I was a genie.
I want a second cat that’s alive and cuddley.
I wish my mother in law liked me.
Bosda - Truly, I meant this in fun. I apologize if you, and others, find it obnoxious. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea afterall. As such, I’ll ‘spoiler’ the rest of the replies, and be gone.
[spoiler] UperCow lies in the ward of mental hospital, drooling and incoherent.
Lyllyan - “advantageous” carries the implicit understanding of ranking of desires: Rich is better than poor, healthy is better than sick, etc. The advantageous position you now seek is spiritual, not physical. As such, all decisions you make will be towards gaining your spiritual advantages and not physical. Okay, okay, it’s a stretch. I couldn’t come up with anything better on this one.
** kung fu lola** - you did not ask to be turned into Madonna, but simply to make a Madonna for you. Done. That was already done before I got here.
Monstre - You tried to make two wishes: the destruction of cmosdes and transfer of powers. You broke the rules. Goodbye.
t-keela - 3 minutes ago you were a genie. Your powers are now dead. “I wish I was a genie.”
7 - You have a lion waiting in your living room. He is hungry. But he loves to cuddle with your other cat.
DeVena - Your mother-in-law likes you so much she can barely stand to be away from you. She calls you constantly and asks you endlessly to do things with her. She drops by at all hours and is put off when you wish to do things with other people. [/spoiler]
I wish we had a new president.
Permanent Omnipotence with the knowledge of how to use those powers, to destroy you and use as I see fit, without any setbacks to foil my plans.
I wish that you would do something that you cannot do.
hebesphenomegacorona could be left an omnipotent vegetable. Infinite powers, no volition, no plans to be set back.
I said, without any setbacks. therefore, I cannot be a vegetable.
HA!
So, three minutes before you asked me what I wished for…I was a genie. As a genie, I had my own powers before you approached me with your proposition. I would not have needed to make your wish and therefore I am still a genie.
Thanks a lot. see ya 'round the cosmos. 
You could be an All-Powerful carrot…
I SAID, WITHOUT ANY SETBACKS!
If you’re ALL POWERFUL, what does it matter if you’re animal, vegetable, or mineral? 
make my headache go away!
Make me a sandwich.
I want my fiancee to get an automatic permanent immagration visa allowing him to live and work in the U.S.
Lions can be tamed.
You didn’t say whether it was a baby lion or a full grown lion!
Some genie you are!
I wish for you to be inescapably compelled to interpret people’s wishes as they intend them, now and forever.
Someone better pay me back.