A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Ann, I have something to tell you–and when you hear it, you’ll go ape!”

Dearest, when I was a little girl I was always afraid there were monsters lurking outside my window. I know it’s silly but sometimes I still have those feelings. Do be a lamb and check for me, would you?

“What does he have that I don’t?”

Voyeurs are humans too.

Heeeerrrrrre’s Kong-y!

“Hey, quit that monkeying around!”

Now, if I grab this princess and climb to the top… where am I going to get barrels to throw at the plumber?

“Excuse me, folks, I’m just trying to catch a plane.”

“Can you believe my brother’s name is Sting?”

There were a lot of good answers!

The winner is @running_coach:

@Kent_Clark came in 2nd place:

Congratulations, @running_coach!

Your turn!

Have at it!

"We watch as the Mock Penguin eagerly awaits feeding time.”

Happy Feet Three: Fukushima

“I am the living proof that love conquers all.”

“First I ate a squid and I grew tentacles. Then I caught a shark and my hump fell off. Long story short, mermaids are real and I can prove it.”

“They call me Oreo.”

“Oh, Batmannnnn…?”

Ridi, Pagliaccio!

“Heel, boy, heel!”

This time on Shark Week - Sea Devils of the Frozen North!