A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Continuing the discussion from A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) - #10006 by Prof.Pepperwinkle.

Previous discussions:

(Copied from previous thread for reference)

From an early age, Jeremy learned how to make it rain.

Lack of personnel forces firefighters to hire younger and younger applicants - film at 11.

The white phosphorus flare soon became a valuable life lesson.

A scene from the formative years of I. P. Frehley.

So are we solving our gopher problem, or creating our serial killer problem?

Continuing the discussion from A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1):

We’re going back to Part 1 to let @Prof.Pepperwinkle and his unintentional nationalistic disparagement live on.

Say hello to Bob and Doug McKenzie for me, Prof.

Thank you, eh?

Tourists always check out if she’s wearing panties or not.

Gentlemen Prefer 100ft Blondes

(I know it’s cheating because it’s from another film!)

And when you’re a star, they let you do it. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

… (aside – seriously, how can a major political party even consider endorsing someone who makes remarks like this – or threatens a ‘bloodbath’ if he’s not re-elected?)

-“BB”-

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to get freaky!

…your huddled gasses

And there’s our winner! I liked them all, but this one’s the topper.

Thanks, Prof!

Let’s see if this works - I’m on a mobile device.

All I see is a TEST! screen with a warning of a possible copyright violation.

I’m seeing the same.

Oh say can you see.

Trying something else. I hate doing these things on a small device.