Left two three
Right two three
Dip two three
and spin
All very good, but the Winner is:
Thanks!
Here ya go.
Sure, the city can afford public outdoor gyms, but can’t fix a damned pothole?
After the fall of Mordor, Sauron went on to become an architect for Reebok.
I guess that one dropped into a deep hole.
@Elmer_J.Fudd, you’re up.
I knew I had one of the top two!
He’s cheating! That board is nailed to his head.
(I may start using that for every entry.)
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… Wipeout.
Stop showing off, Robin! Deedee’s not going to leave Frankie for you.
Baywatch 1963.
“Blast it, Robin! You packed your yoga mat instead of your surfboard again!”
Confused by the interplay of differing gravity fields across numerous dimensions, neither Superman nor Batman were aware that Robin was carrying the ocean on his head.
Unimpressed by Robin’s stunt, all Batman could think of was that if he fell off his board, his cape would become waterlogged and heavy, and would drag him under.
“Bruce, can you talk to Dick? Ever since he hit puberty, he seems to enjoy displaying his junk a little too much.”
[not an entry] “It’s your fault. You named him.” [nae]
“That’s great, Robin. But now, how do you plan to regain your feet without wiping out?”
The winner:
You’re up, @Knowed_Out
Okie Dokie!
The landmark H.R. Pufnstuf Accords.