Thanks, FastDan. Okay, let’s see what you folks can come up with for this:
Spot! Not my last arm!
'Tis but a scratch!
A scratch? Your arm’s off!
No, it isn’t.
What’s that, then?
I’ve had worse
“Okay, now scratch a little more over to the left…”
Your In Good Hands With All Snow
A dog with a disarming personality, to be sure.
Do you want to build a snowman? 
I have no arms so I cannot throw.
Can you lend me a hand?
Gimme that back you little Shih Tzu!
Look, I’m happy to play “Fetch” with you! But we’re going to have to work out something more do-able.
It’s ironic that a legless Frosty qualified for a support animal that kept stealing his arms.
It was a tough choice, but the runner-up goes to kaylasdad99 for this one:
And the winner is Prof.Pepperwinkle with this:
Well done, Professor! Looks like it’s your turn.
Thanx!
Nextie:
“Cold-blooded creature? No, man, I’m a cool-blooded creature!”
“Just working on my scales, man…”
I’m thinking of blowing off this basket gig and becoming a people charmer.
”The Snakehole Lounge experimented with trying to appeal to Cozy’s clientele by booking Duke Sssssssilver.”
Clyde practicing sssssssssssssssssssmooth jazz.
“In Soviet Russia, saxophone plays YOU!”
-Yakov Smirnoff’s last show