A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

I seem to be having trouble posting. Can anyone please help?

Imgur

Imgur

Early RVs were pretty basic, but they did the job.

Little-known SDMB Fun Fact: Rocketeer’s great-grandfather ALSO liked building models of futuristic transportation concepts.

Portable ice fishing seemed like a good idea, but too many horses drowned.

[Not an entry] Yet we still play water polo.

Farmer Bob’s "r"s look like "u"s so Sears Roebuck just sent him both.

Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse cabin sleigh!

[Dr. Winston O’Boogie stole my idea, and put it better than I would have.]

Secretariat never dreamed that, in retirement, he would look back wistfully at those long, arduous days of training.

It seemed like a good idea until one day the horse had a case of explosive diarrhea.

Since there’s no prohibition on responding to one own’s post…(don’t worry, I won’t vote for myself).

The Mad Max franchise definitely “jumped the shark” when they released “MAD MAX LVIII - MAD MAX MEETS FARGO - YOU BETCHA”

DATELINE WASHINGTON D.C: Declassified satellite photographs reveal Russians are training astronauts for manned Mars mission. Top White House sources say President will ask for additional funds for NASA.

“U’s and R’s?”

The Canadian Grand Prix was not held after 1947 due to the infamous “oatmeal” incident.

There were many wonderful suggestions, but I’ll give the nod to Spoons “Early RVs were pretty basic, but they did the job.” I wish I could get right to the point like that.

Spoons you’re next.

House or Horse

Woohoo! Thanks, Bonum_Legatum!

Let’s try this one:

I want my C-A-T!

2021: Another Space Odyssey - No one will understand this one either.

Why were cats revered by the ancient Egyptians? Ancient Catronauts.

NASA feared the Feline Mission was doomed, but The Cat Came Back the very next day.