But Santa, I wanted a dead snake!
And after the operation, Judy, my friends Pazuzu and Seth-al-Raan will place your soul into this Little Lulu doll. Won’t that be fun?
In Debbie’s nightmare, Santa showed her what had become of her naughty little sister.
The construction crew neglected to seal the hole in little Buffy’s hospital room wall that led to the Hellmouth.
Surgery the day after the Doctor’s Christmas Party tended to be a bit odd…
Yeah, yeah, Santa, that’s a nice doll and all, but what’s with the Juggalos?
[Blatantly stealing idea from @pulykamell]
[therefore not in play]
“But Santa, I said I wanted a dolly and a pair of gigolos for Christmas!”
Yeah, my original idea was “jugglers” instead of your “gigolos,” but I just gave up on phrasing it and just went the straight way, hoping somebody can make it work.
Before Santa’s PR firm convinced him to switch to elves…
When you know the anesthesiologist pumped you full of the really good stuff.
Santa’s helpers should have been nicer to Judy after seeing what she did to her bitchy nurse Big Lulu…
This explains why Sally would grow up to write Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Producers soon realized their mistake in hiring Franz Kafka to screenwrite Miracle on 34th Street.
Patch Adams should have never been allowed to open his own medical school.
I liked the one about putting her soul into the doll, but this tickled me.
You’re up, Mr. diGriz…
Thank you, I hope I do this properly, I don’t think I’ve ever posted a picture here in the SDMB.
When I walk on by, girls be looking like, “Damn, he fly”
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new LaFreak
Clothes Horse (def. 1)
-“BB”-
Well, that’s a horse of a different tailor.
Mr. Ed Goes To The Big City