A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Dammit, forgot the Charmin’!”

Weird things in orbit: Discovery’s spatula, Ed White’s glove, Gene Roddenberry’s ashes, and a pair of flip-flops.

Good stuff folks. I gotta go with @Bonum_Legatum for the win.

Thank you. Let’s see what everyone can make of this:
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It’s Bacon!

It looks like the poodle is going topless in her backyard again.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

Did someone say treats?

Always put the sawzall away where children and pets can’t get at it.

:notes: Hello…
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Hello!

“Hey Bella, you smell good baby!”

The escape committee miscalculated, their tunnel exit was supposed to come out AT the latch.

I’ll award this one to Dr. Winston_OBoogie for the subtle reference to the Three Stooges.

I was hoping someone would get the reference. OK, my image bank is empty. Give me a few to find something…

How about a “fill in the thought bubble” - what is this man thinking:

If I’d only had a chin, I could have been President instead of that idiot.

What I wouldn’t do for a dead, decaying fish right now.

“Maybe if I slide these glasses further down on my nose, someone will mistake me for the Majority Leader.”

Activate Supersnail Power!

“Is it going to rain? I’ll drown!”

How come no one told me that chin tucks ARE covered under the Senate Health Care plan?