Police are going to have to handle this situation with kid gloves.
I kid you not, that’s a nice assortment of captions! The winner is:
(After the previous picture I thought someone might’ve gone with a Planet of the Goats theme.)
Yay!
“No Ellie! We’re contracted to Mr. Peanut!”
Baby mine, don’t you cry
Baby mine, dry your eyes
Rest your head close to my heart
Never to part, baby of mine
Until Henry Heimlich came along, the emergency anti-choking method was known as the Pachyderm Procedure.
-“BB”-
Now in the new Jumbo size!
No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Anybody want a peanut?
KayaKing: the most fun you can have without a canoe.
The new breeding program for long-limbed elephants began to bear fruit.
KayaKing makes each peanut one at a time, the old-fashioned way.
You’re up, @Knowed_Out
Explain this.
Michelin Man and his Brass Band
Devo - The early years
The French give me tired head.
Some of the bars that the boys played didn’t have a protective chicken-wire fence in front of the stage, and it got dangerous. So they changed their name to the Pneumatics, and the rest is history.
They have the coveted A3 rating, though.
The band compared notes and there •was• that one groupie in Cairo…
And, now, ladies and gentlemen, the original Rubber Band!