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Frank’s Gatorade contract is abruptly cancelled.
“What concussion? I’m all good, see coach?”
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A good hockey player checks his pitch before the game.
Danke Schoen, darling, Danke Schoen
Thank you for all the joy and pain
“The Star-Spangled Banner” sounds better in a microphone.
[not an entry] I’ve heard some renditions over a microphone that would have sounded much better with it shut off. In an empty stadium. With the singer locked in a sub-basement. Without air. [/nae]
(off the contest)
I know. In a sewer with a hydrophone.
“And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa__ will always love you!”
“The Zamboni never gets the ice just right.”
" When I had teeth, I couldn’t fit a whole water bottle in my mouth."
Little Squirt was a talented fellow.
“Hey, they put the cap on the wrong end of this one!!”
Desperate for a drink, Greg grabs a bottle from the Australian team.
Lol!!
You gave me the idea.
Just seconds before the record for the largest bubble blown was finally set.
"Hey, guys, let’s pretend I’m calling this game. ‘Smith shoots from the point … blocked. Jones gets the rebound, can’t get the shot away. Checked by Harris, and it’s a loose puck. Jones gets it, on the backhand, and … he shoots, he scores!’ And the crowd goes wild!
Oh, shit. Guys, trust me, I didn’t pee myself. It was the water bottle."
All good, but our winner is:
Take it away, coach!