“Okay, Ma, I pounded the venison fillets flat like you said, but do I dip it in the milk or eggs before the bread crumbs?”
“Yes, I’d like a large, with extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers …”
“Damn! I’m only the sixth caller! I’ll have to get those Led Zeppelin tickets some other way.”
Phone voice:
“Thank you for calling Heroes-R-Us. For service in English, press 1. For service in Kryptonian, press 2 …”
M.C. Hammer? No, you have a wrong number.
Yeah, Mom, I’ll be sure to call if I can’t be back at Valhalla for supper. Bye.
Why yes, I AM interested in extending my car warranty.
“Yes, mine refrigerator is running. What? Nay, not that type of running… Loki! Thou jerk!”
Hello, D.C. Comics? This is Thor. I’ve been unhappy with the way Marvel is treating me lately and…
No. Putting a handle on a cell phone does NOT make it easier to use.
“Is this Jake from State Farm?”
“Hello, Ronco? Yes, I’d like to order a Mr. Microphone. This hammer just isn’t cutting it.”
"No, I do not want aluminum siding. And aren’t I on your ‘do not call’ list?
The winner:
Thanks Elmer. My hat’s off to you.
The “Red Hat Ladies” attempt to attract younger members went horribly wrong.
When the aluminum foil lining in your hat just isn’t enough to keep the CIA’s radio signals from reaching your brain.
Next on ESPN… The World Cup of Ugly Hats
“Collect the whole set of Deadly Viper Assassination Squad hats while supplies last!”
Queen’s Pawn to King Three!
No, I said “Pepperwinkle”, not “Peckerwimple”!