Why you should never give long boring speeches to meetings of the Spineless Executives Association.
Sadly, accusations of Mr. Smyth being nothing but an empty suit were well founded.
You too can be totally unnecessary upper middle management with Burberry’s new executive package suit. Ass-kissing face, corporate hairstyle and manicured hands provided. All that’s required is you slipping this on and agreeing with everything the CEO says. No soul required.
The board of directors suspected there was a leak among their ranks.
The newest Marvel superhero—Flatman.
Deflated egos need a pump-me-up.
Where’s his cohort, Ribbon?
Judge Doom relaxes in chambers.
After being denied the promotion he had expected, Bob was deflated.
Why yes, I donated blood today. How did you know?
The sumo wrestler was sincerely sorry that he didn’t notice Bob before he sat down.
Always give 100%… Unless you’re giving blood.
Looks like ivermectin has some side effects after all.
“That’s an interesting idea, Bob. Why don’t we run you up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes?”
Lots of good ones, but I’m giving it to @Elmer_J.Fudd.
Congrats!
Thanks!
A School of Great Whites
“JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING, ohgodohgodohgod JUST KEEP SWIMMING…”
We’ve got a floater!
It’s where they end up anyway, so just cut out the middleman!