Despite her cleavage, she was really frigid.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Calvin, we have to have a talk.
I think her name is June, because she’s bursting out all over!
Celebrities who had too much plastic surgery. You won’t believe #8 !!!
After the initial success of Frosty’s Winter Wonderland, Crystal had some body modifications
Hum. A picture that is “Shooting fish in a barrel” leaves me with a dilemma. So many good captions to choose from. I went so far as to start quoting a caption and then changing it - several times.
Finally my consultant, the Magic 8 Ball, pointed to:
Knowed_Out, take it away.
Thanks Bonum. Let’s continue with snow sculpture.
Darth Vader: “Look at the chick in the blue sweater!
The Mount Rushmore of the Star Wars universe: Darth Vader and the only three storm troopers that can hit a target from farther than 20 feet away.
Some Like It Hoth
Darthy the Snow-Lord was a very Sithy soul,
With Imperial guards and a strong force grip,
And a Death Star made of snow…
The second most popular tourist attraction on Hoth after the tongue in cheek Cavern Cruise (“What’s the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm.”)
I can’t thing of anything as good as any of the five previous captions, but I want to bump the thread.
All good entries, but this one wins because of the groaner pun.
TA DAAA! You’re next Elmer.
Thanks!
The Ionian News Channel: Not Just A Bunch Of Talking Heads
Yup – turn up the pressure too high, and it blows their heads off.
In the original scenario, Tony Stark was going to be a professor of archeology. And his power suits were…unusual.
CAL TECH - CATALOG: ANTIQUITIES 300. M, W, F (T, Th Lab mandatory). Prerequisites: Science of Materials 101, Cyclotron Theory and Practice 207.
Caryatids. No caption, I just like writing it. Caryatids. Caryatids. Caryatids.
Doctor Who finally figured out the best way to do deal with Weeping Angels.