I’ve been working on it too. 
Kryptonite affects humans…differently.
“No, ma’am. I’m not Peter Rabbit’s sidekick.”
Yes, boys and girls, I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, but my friend the Easter Bunny here can even get the jump on me!
“Yes, well Batman has his Robin, and I thought it was high time I got a Bunny.”
“It’s an honor to be invited to address the members of this chapter of the Playboy Club…”
“Sorry, America. Only Bugs Bunny can save you now.”
“You see, I found him in a field by a crashed space capsule, and, well, I’ve always wanted to adopt an alien child just like my own folks did. Next question?”
Lots of good ones, but I have to give it to running coach.
Hey…thanks!
The Octomom has really let herself go.
Pretty good-looking female, Snarg, but I think there are a few kinks to work out before you can infiltrate the Earthling population.
“WARNING: Too much hentai CAN lead to vision impairment.”
“Since the LASIK, nobody calls me ‘Ellie Eight Eyes’ anymore!”
One day something was different about his mom, but Elijah couldn’t quite put his finger on it.
And here’s a creepier example of the eyes following you trick.
Introducing Kracker, the mascot of the SEATTLE KRAKEN!!!
“This is the absolute last time I do 'shrooms.”
Eye-shadow definitely has more impact than lipstick.
“I don’t know whether I need an Octopedist or an Octometrist!”