Galileo! Galileo! Galileo Figaro!
Dog DeMuro explains the quirks and features of the 2012 Doge Cavelier.
They drove doggedly through the city streets by night, hunting down the man who spayed Spike’s bitch.
On the lookout for stray cats, it’s The Good Boy Patrol!
Well, I couldn’t resist running_coach’s first entry:
“Does a grey light mean Stop or does it mean I can drive through?”
Second place seemed to me pretty much a tie between DrWinston_OBoogie’s sexual harassment joke and running_coach’s
“Does anyone need to stop at the next hydrant?”
Great stuff. Have at it, running_coach.
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Opening day of the 3rd Annual Yellowstone HoneyFest.
That’s one mean rabbit that treed them bears!
“Boo Boo, I think we’re gonna need the fire department’s help here…”
“Ma’am, thank you for your call, but you don’t need to worry. Have you ever seen a bear skeleton in a tree?”
“See, this is why we don’t eat birds.”
Are you sure Bigfoots can’t climb trees?
“Anyone find Bo’s contact lens yet?”
“Goldilocks is back. And she is pissed! The Bear family may have grown, but none of them are willing to take her on! The Three Bears II: Goldilocks’ Revenge, coming to theaters this December.”
No, no. The question was does a bear shit in the WOODS. Not trees, but WOODS!
The 2 1/2 Amendment: The Right to Bear Trees
Thanks! I’ll post in a moment.
