She still ain’t married? We need to do a special layin’ on uh hands!
Demon dandruff flakes, we REBUKE thee!
Reminder: NEVER take the children to the barber college on a slow night.
The whole family was pleased at junior’s “Cousin IT” costume.
“…and that’s when I got the idea for the Zombie canon.”
Cut scene from The Exorcist. Shortly after the faith healing failed, Regan’s mom called Fr. Merin.
At Holy Roller Hair Salons, if you don’t look good, you burn in Hell for eternity.
Oh, my, all so hilarious. But it’s a hands on to
Slithy_Tove
She still ain’t married? We need to do a special layin’ on uh hands!
Go, Slithy!
“He’s not looking improved. Better bleed him again.”
Just for the hell of it, I’ll drop one in:
Dr. “Now he belongs to the ages.”
Gentleman in far right of frame: “Great. So how about maybe now I don’t have to belong to FUCKING ANYBODY?”
Months to paint this and Americans will remember him from that other two-bit portrait…
“Dibs on the wig!”
“Tell the slaves I was just kidding.”
George, do suppose you could be kind enough to hold your gas until we all left?
When I should die, think only this of me: That there’s some corner of a foreign field that is forever England.
Because more than ever, what the world needs now is George Washington fart jokes, game to @boson
Thanks, Slithy, but pass. Don’t know how to load an image. Maybe on my ipad and use google lens.
PASS
This entry was 2nd place, and may possibly have made 1st if it’d been “teeth.”
@Knowed_Out have at it.
Moving on with furry things…
For an additional bonus, we don’t need a church bell. He just rattles his dags.
By the time Mary was in college, her pet following her to school wasn’t as cute anymore.