I think if we go fast enough we’ll make it.
He thought it meant net height, not gross.
Physics be damned. I got a delivery to make!
Free sunroof installation courtesy of Union Pacific RR.
“If you are taller than this sign you cannot go on this ride.”
“Wait a minnit, didn’t the guy at the rental place say we’d have enough clearance if we were on the left side of the road.”
“No you idiot, he said we wouldn’t have enough clearance and we’d be left sitting on the side of the road.”
And Penske takes the lead over U-Haul in rental truck convenience with its new E-Z Open lid.
Truer words were never spoken. You’re up next.
Thank you. Let’s celebrate “The kids go back to school” week:
Hey! I know this one! We studied invertables in calculus!
This new design allows the bus to roll safely under an overpass.
Ninja’d! 
Five little school buses in a bed,
They all rolled over and one fell out
And the little one said,
Roll over, roll over.
This one’s for those really long trips that cross the equator, where everything’s upside down.
As if riding the short bus wasn’t already embarrassing…
“That’s nice, but couldn’t you have built a guard rail for a lot less?”
“The kids get so excited at school that they were bouncing off the ceiling. So, for safety’s sake, we require that they have seats when they do.”
For the runner-up
One wonders if the windshield washers squirt counterclockwise.
But - This one has that certain something:
Take it away Spoons.
Thank you! Let’s stay with the vehicle aspect for a bit, and see what you folks can do with this:
The new Buick HyperFlex 3000. The only truck that can park in those pesky “Compact Only” spaces!
Oscar Meyer’s attempt to penetrate the European market was an utter failure. The
Bratwurstwagen just couldn’t compare to the Weinermobile.
It’s SO embarrassing when the truck tries to scratch that itch on whatever’s handy.