Interspecies square dancing was a flop
If Disney had known about this place it could have saved a fortune in animators.
“Deer Cathouse, I never thought this would happen to me …”
Gotta declare this one as the winner.
Take it away, @Spoons!
Thanks! Let’s try this one next:
-and then a single snowflake landed on top…
They were hoping for an “E for effort”. Instead, they got a “B for Boy, did I make a wrong turn”.
“How long did the guy from the Auto Club say it would be?”
“Hello base camp? Please send out the big tow truck and three changes of underpants.”
It’s not climate change! It’s extreme weather!
Okay, this one made me laugh:
Nicely done, @Bonum_Legatum ! Your turn now.
Thank you. Let’s see what everyone can make of this. Yup, it’s who you think it is.
“Can’t wait to get to the dark meat so I can make an offensive Sammy Davis Jr. joke…”
“I did it MY WAY!”
This is my biggest turkey since Ocean’s Eleven.
“This is how my boys in Sicily carved up Bubuglio Gibolarro when he squealed to the cops, so keep your mouth shut!”
This piece is for my ex-wife Nancy, and this piece is for my ex-wife Ava, and this piece is for my ex-wife Mia, and this piece is for my widow Barbara. And my kids get the carcass.
Drumroll with a drumstick…
Take it away.
Thanks!
I have 27 children and none of them will “like” a joke I send them.