A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Thanks Prof!

Don’t let your daughters become Ambulance groupies; they might grow up to be lawyers.

Recreating the final scene of Crocodile Dundee doesn’t always work well.

From Pennsylvania folks are headed south to Dixie’s sunny shore:
From Atlantic to Pacific, gee, the traffic is terrific.

I think we have a winner! @Knowed_Out, you’re up.

Birds of a feather…

These people used to be pigeon-toed. Now they’re able to lead normal lives without tripping over their own feet.

Of all of Batman’s many foes, the Pigeon Gang struck fear the least.

Do they bob their heads when they walk?

Where’s the nearest Confederate monument?

Memento from the first - and last - FBI Informant and Witness Protection Program reunion.

OK. this was the weirdest, so it wins. You’re up @Oly!

Back to the season at hand.

It’s the Ghost of Christmas Dad.

Album cover for “The Pajamas’ Favorite Christmas Carols”

Blatant hint of what dad wants for Christmas

I dunno – would this picture really be that much weirder if I had pj’s like the girls and mom?

Every year they dig up Dad out of the deep freeze for the picture.

Let’s just hope his lump of coal is big enough for modesty’s sake.

That was the year we traded Dad’s pajamas for a smokin’ stereo receiver.