By measuring the pupils of food stuffs, we can conclusively determine that the light does, indeed, go off when you close the door.
Watching your diet is one thing, but…
Where the hell did I put the dummy?
My elf on the shelf is chillin’ like a villain.
Don’t store your weed in the refrigerator unless you want all your food to dilate.
I’m a big fan of scientific discovery, so EJF, you’re up!
More holiday cheer…
The Death that ended Christmas.
“I’ve finally found you Santa. You’ve eluded me for far too long.”
Where e. e. cummings meets Terry Pratchett.
It’s not Christmas until somebody dies.
After numerous failures, Jack Skellington hoped his latest disguise would finally fool Santa.
While the Grinch figured out that Christmas didn’t come from a store, he still couldn’t stand all the noise, Noise, NOISE. This year, he was going to end Christmas once and for all.
Once again, the Atheists tried to to cancel Christmas and failed!
I hope he brings me a new scythe this year. I’ve been good.
Ask not for whom in Whoville the Doom Hoot hoots. It hoots for little Cindy Lou Who. That’s who.
Death takes a (Christmas) holiday
I like the play on words.
You’re up @Cwturner
Thanks @Elmer_J.Fudd, but I’m unable to load an appropriate photo. Please select another winner.
CW
It’s all your’s @Knowed_Out
I guess it’s incumbent of me to load an inappropriate photo then.
