A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Bishop of the Damned: The Early Years

Don’t cry, sweetie. You’ve still got nine fingers left.

Don’t know you intended this, but Bishop from Aliens did this to prove his programming did not allow him to harm humans.

spoilered link for the squeamish

(Back in play)

“Ashley, we’re going to keep doing this until you get it right.”

I did intend it, but didn’t know if it was obvious.

“Walk it off, dear.”

The winner

Thanks Elmer!

Stimpy! You fool! Get back here and help me!

Shih Tzu shiatsu.

Stay away from my giblets!

Let’s see how much you like it when I remove YOUR testicles!

Ding! We have a winner! Take it away, @Lumpy!

Note that neither the rider nor his mount are wearing pajamas.

The anachronisms in Cecil B. DeMille’s Hannibal are pretty egregious.

That pachyderm’s packin’!

That elephant is so depressed, he’s hoping the next shot is through the back of his head.

Watch the recoil. It’s got a real kick to it!