A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Daisy got a restraining order.

The Quackhead years

Impersonating a sailor

[not in play] For the life of me I can’t figure out that height scale. Is that supposed to be inches or centimeters? Donald is either seven feet or thirty-three inches tall.

Chalk it up to artistic license. The numbers on the left don’t jibe with those on the right, and the hash marks don’t add up.

The winner:

Meanwhile, in another part of the Magic Kingdon.

Shootout at the M.K. Corral.

Did no one do a background check on Alec Baldwin before giving him a job in Frontierland?

The attack must have come from Star Wars Land. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are this precise.

In another life, Andy figures out how to make his toys grow with him. Then they discover weed.

Tonight on Snapped!, Toy Story Edition: Tour Guide Barbie discovers Woody has been two-timing her with Jessie all along. “Like a sister, my foot!” she was heard to exclaim before shooting them both dead with Woody’s six-shooter. Also wounded in the crossfire was innocent bystander, Jason Bateman. Or was he so innocent?

A double-murder suicide at Disneyland! Film at 11!

Final scene of the movie “Reservoir Toys”, a Disney/Tarantino joint.

@needscoffee takes it this time due to providing a rich backstory.

Go for it needscoffee. You’ve got a friend in me.

Thanks! I hope I haven’t posted this one already.

Bomb Shelters of the Rich and Famous.

Life was good in the forward sections of Snowpiercer.

“Thank you for flying Polyester Airlines, and have a far out day!”

Photo spread for Quonset Fancy Quarterly, Fall 1973.