Joe Exotic’s backyard extravaganza
In his finest little red coat, blue trousers, purple shoes with crimson linings, and green umbrella, he waited for the tigers to finish melting into butter.
Hot Tub Tiger Machine
“Put a tiger in your tank!” Or even three!
Well! I’m going with this one. You’re up, Knowed_Out!
OK, you asked for it…
Portia’s humiliation was complete.
No I didn’t.
Who says romance is dead?
It’s a magical thing called the Wilbury Twist.
How gauche. A carnation instead of a rose.
I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
All yours, Gloria Swanson.
Please excuse the delay.
Shark Tank Rejected Pitch #101: frog blinders
Budget cuts on The Mandalorian are starting to show.
Batfrog turned out to be an effective ally in the Caped Crusader’s battles with Firefly.
That’s the frog’s tongue. It’s the tail of the bat he swallowed and mindmelded with.
Kermit, I am your father.
D’OH! My entry is missing a word:
That’s not the frog’s tongue. It’s the tail of the bat he swallowed and mindmelded with.