Godzilla was affected by nuclear radiation, but King Kong was affected by electricity.
They finally found an OSHA compliance officer who could get the techs to wear their 5000V gloves when using the fiberglass hot stick when this close to the Minimum Approach Distance.
“Well, there’s your problem…”
The new patrol drones from Nippon Mfg are much more effective than their previous models.
You’ll go ape for ConEd.
I’m looking for my e-lec-tri-cal banana.
-“BB”-
This is what happens when you monkey with the electrical grid.
This is suitably banal and oblivious to the 800-lb gorilla. Twas brillig, @Slithy_Tove !
Sorry, I’m only on my iPhone and can’t upload anything after an hour or trying. (And the other entries were better than mine anyway)
OK, Eenie Meenie Minie Mo… Spoons, you’re up.
It’s kinda like Beetlejuice, you have to summon the winner thusly…
@Spoons
That worked, Elmer. Okay, given that we had our first blast of winter this past week, including at least six inches of snow, this one seems like it needs a good caption:
“I planned on being back at the lodge by Maghrib, and being stuck on the lift is no excuse.”
Instead of erasing 90% of living beings from existence, Thanos erased ski lifts instead.
Organizers of the first International Ski-Diving Championship would discover they badly underestimated the needed depth of a base layer.
Luke Snow-Walker failed to gain any traction in the Star Wars canon.
Forget Snow Angels, I’m going for Snow Crucifixion!
From the live-action adaptation of SkiFree, just before the yeti catches him.
Every day, Eddie the Eagle would train to develop and improve his form.
This one goes to @Kent_Clark for this one.
All yours, Kent!