You are. You own the caption.
“Don’t worry Mom, I caught the squirrel! So if it tests negative for rabies you won’t need any shots!”
“That goddam critter ain’t gonna drop acorns on MY tin roof no more!”
J. D. Vance’s Memaw heard about that feller Richard Gere and got herself some notions.
Young J. D.: “We kin still eat it, caint we?”
My whups. Yes, needscoffee is up.
Another day in the life of Beckdawreck.
“Mama ain’t goin’ nowhere til she has her smoke.”
True story: I spent one summer humping part time with UPS as a helper, riding with a driver. The guy was 50 but looked 70, smoked like chimney. On my second week we were out on route when he started complaining of chest pains; he called it in, and the supervisor told me to drive him to a nearby hospital. We were a block away and he told me to pull over, and he lights a cigarette because “the c**ksuckers won’t let me have one in there.”
I snorted. You’re up, Prof!
Thankee.
Howzabout…
Where’s Waldo?
No brown M&Ms?
“Now before we leave, does anyone have to go potty?”
I don’t know about you, but I liked the Shriners better when they wore fezzes and rode those funny little scooters.
Indy 500: Special Edition by George Lucas. It just needed more storm…er, drivers.
The world’s most expensive demolition derby.
-“BB”-
“Car 54! Where are you?”
Who will win the 2024 Rainbow Parallel Parking Competition?
Given the number of cars that didn’t make it to the end this year, this has to be the winner! Good one, Bill!