A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

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“Buffalo girls, wontcha come out tonight …”
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Buffalo: “Why aren’t I in that selfie??? I sharpened my horns and everything!”

OMG, this St. Bernard is just totes adorb!

Even bison aren’t safe from the paparazzi.

Julie, I told you, my right side is my good side. Take it again!

NGL, Hundo LMAO @Knowed_Out

Chibatta

Chill dude!

Beefcake on sale at the Kroger!

After Hot Yoga, he does Cold Bro-ga

Khan Noonien Singh stocks up on provisions prior to boarding the Botany Bay.

What We Do in the Freezer Section

So many frat boy initiations here, we now call that the dare-he case

Dave took ‘Netflix and chill’ to extremes.

This wins for the bad pun. You’re up @Slithy_Tove.

Thanks! For posterity, let’s come up with the definitive caption for this historical nugget:

“Hey, there, good lookin’! Jackie’s out of town, and Marilyn’s busy. What’re you doing tonight?”

Dude, stop chatting up the ladies and tell someone about the other PT109 survivors stuck out on that reef.

“You think this is funny? Let me tell you about my dimwit nephew!”

No caption, just looking at Ethel and thinking, dayum, she’s cut!