Lost to history is the fact that Wilbur and Orville were also early proponents of recycling.
-“BB”-
‘Henry, drive me to the store.’ ‘Henry, drive me to the movie house.’ ‘Henry, drive the prototype to the stadium.’ One day, one day… I’ll show 'em. One day.
@knoodler take the wheel. 
Thanks ST!
“Kid, your cart may be faster, but I have a grocery basket on mine!”
Formula One bosses go to increasingly absurb lengths to maintain interest in their sport.
“Gentlemen, start your engines!”
Johnny is worried about what the pervvy old man means by “pink slips”.
This was taken just a moment before Johnny and Uncle Eddie learned how important crash helmets were.
“Depenz is better than Pampers boy!”
I don’t know why, but this hit me the hardest.
@Knowed_Out, you’re up!
Okie.
Signing gets Russell Brand some My Booky Wook nookie.
The couple had great hopes after purchasing the book, “Learn How to Kiss in Only 10 Days”.
Although the couple had initially bonded over their mutual love of the written word, they quickly discovered there was no chemistry between them. They remain “pen pals,” however.
“This is rather like being the last person in the human centipede.”
A “Kiss an Tell” memoir is just a figure of speech, you morons.
My attempt:
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Those Dutch Kissing Dolls are getting more realistic every year.
Which one of them is saying that? Slith away, Tovey!