A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

The Order of the Sisters of St. Remington. We are your last line of defense.

Ave Maria – PULL! – gratia plena – PULL!

In real life, a team of ghostbusters would be much more fun.

Ready… aim… fire and damnation!

There’s a reason why SAINT also refers to semi-automatic firearms.

The sisters of San Tanco help novice nun Sister Bertrille break her aeronautical habit.

“Let’s see the Cook County Assessor’s Office foreclose on our orphanage now!”

See Thelma and Louise: The Reboot - Thelma and Louise escape their fate and find refuge at a convent. Soon they train the sister gang to no longer take their orders from the patriarchal hierarchy! Vigilante hilarity ensues!

Mother Superior always wanted a 21-gun salute at her funeral.

It’s a real-life tongue-twister: “Six sisters shooting sick swallows.”

So that’s where 666 comes from.

“Judgment Day? We’ll show you Judgment Day!”

Nuns With Guns. Coming to theaters, March 2021.

What a tough decision. My favorite actually changed several times. But a winner must be named.

In third place Skunkdog’s “At the time, no one knew that the formation of the “Nunnery Gunnery” would be the turning point of the war” narrowly edged out Prof. Perriwinkle for best military/martial entry.

In second place, Running Coach’s “How do you solve a problem like Maria?” was a solid snort above every other movie/entertainment reference.

And in first place in this hotly contested entry, we find Spoons’ “It’s a real-life tongue-twister: “Six sisters shooting sick swallows,” which dazzled me with both its originality and wordplay.

You’re good to go, Spoons.

ETA; NM - Late entry

Thanks, Kent! Here we go, folks:

Link doesn’t work for me. ( 500 Internal Server Error)

That’s odd. I can see it just fine. I’ll try again:

Nope. Still doesn’t work for me.

Strange, I see it on my phone just fine.

Well, I’ve never used the site that one came from for pictures before, so maybe it’s just not reachable by everybody’s devices. I’ll try a different photo, from a site I’ve used before, and that seemed to present no problems previously.

So, scratch that last one, and try this: