A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

She didn’t realize how unfortunate her nickname “Socks” was before she made her first visit to a laundromat.

The a-ha video from Hell.

Not having read Stephen King’s The Mangler, Stella was unprepared for The Dryer.

Having devoured the humans at the movie theater, The Blob next turned to the 24-hour laundromat.

Janice never misses an opportunity to experience an echo.

Strangely enough, the rear loading washing machines never worked out.

Customers frantically tried to hide as the Snuggle Bear rampaged through the laundromat, leaving stained clothes in it’s wake.

Directions for using Laundro-Magic Hair Washing/Styling System

  1. Insert head into upper chamber to wash hair.
  2. Next, insert head into lower blower chamber to dry and style.
  3. If straightening is desired, finish off with hot steam press table.
  4. Works on poodles, too!
    *Use caution when using with cats.

It only costs a quarter to take this baby for a spin.

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Life was hard for the hobos in the top bunks at Joe’s Laundromat.

Janet versus the notorious Left Sock demon.

And this is Anne moving in slow motion toward event horizon, seconds before she gets spaghettified.

A fan of La La Land recently caught another unconventional scene edited out of the movie.

“I’m sure I had a quarter in my pocket.”

The dangers of static cling

There was a young woman named Sue
Who had a lot of laundry to do.
When she went to the room
It went off with a boom
And she could no longer pull through.

“That’s not a looking glass, Alice.”

Checks off “Steal a stranger’s thong” from the scavenger hunt list.

Misunderstands “quantum tunneling”. She thinks she’s chasing a boson particle.