And here’s a little number for all our hominin buddies out there…
I woke up this mornin’ and all my bananas were gone
I said I woke up this mornin’ and all my bananas were gone
My baby done left me and Tarzan put me out of a job
Michael Nesmith takes advantage of his lockdown hair growth to attempt a comeback.
The monkey in the picture is just scratching itself - anything else you think you see is mere anthropomorphism.
“My mama thought humans were a bad influence on me but in the end I turned out good, I think.”
“What cultural appropriation? Check your facts right, dude. We were the first.”
“I’ve just typed the complete works of William Shakespeare. Now I’m taking a break.”
The missing link between be-bop and rock ‘n’ roll.
So THIS is the guy who mastered the B7add13(No5) chord!
Pithecanthropus Beatnictus
“And for my encore I’ll shred like Eddie Van Halen, just watch my smoke.”
There was a guitar player named Jang
Who liked to smoke when he sang.
He also drank beer
To promote his career
And to intimidate humans like an orangutan.
Just once in a lifetime,
An ape has a moment…
I did like Knowed Out’s blues lyrics, and they gave me a smile, but this one made me laugh out loud:
Okay, Placebo Target, you’re up!
Thank you. 
I think this picture is yearning for a caption:
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The truly innovative aspect of this design is the turban engine located on top of the aircraft.
Hahaha!!!
Who says hand signals are obsolete?
A little known fact about Evel Knievel is the 13 sons he had with a South Asian woman.
Due to budget cuts, the Sikh Regiment’s 6th Battalion had to make do with one single Honda motorcycle for troop deployment.