“I don’t know why I feel I’m being watched.”
“Shut up and pull, Winslow.”
Later, Timmy would watch the tornado scene from The Wizard of Oz recreated by three-toed sloths and an oscillating fan.
Jeff contemplates his first delivery of Neverending Story Action Figures from The Franklin Mint.
Feeling sluggish? Try White Chariot today!
Billy had used his weekly allowance to bet on Snailbiscuit, but realized that he would be a teenager by the time the race ended.
“Perry Como: The Early Years”
Customers had complained that the trained fleas in Jimmy’s Flea Circus jumped too fast.
Look at that S-Car go!
Go, greased lightnin’, you’re burnin’ up the quarter mile,
Greased lightnin’, go greased lightnin’!
Classic. How did I miss that? 
I know, I had to check to make sure I wasn’t repeating someone!
After playtime, Guillaume’s mother served him a delicious dinner of Escargots à la Bourguignonne.
“There’s gotta be a science fair project in this somehow,” Jimmy thought.
“Hurry up, boys. I can hear the others coming.”
And the winner is
I think this is the first time a caption was simultaneously the best and the worst submission.
Haha! My money was on @running_roach’s “Gastropod Theatre Presents Ben-Hur.” I’ll post another picture in a minute.
In keeping with the kid and animal theme:
I wanted a horsey!
Retirement has not been kind to Secretariat.
“This hoss has saved my bacon on more than one occasion.”