A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“I’m taking YOUR reproductive organs this time!”

This was my fave, and I believe the 24 hours is about up. Kent, up up and away!

Shucks, I’m honored. Okay, have at this oldie but goodie!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/PurportedUFO2.jpg

Little did director Ed Wood know that filming a hub cap hanging from a fishing line would lead to so many UFO sightings

No one quite expected the invading aliens to look like quite fashionable hats.

“Well, it’s either a UFO, or Ellie Johnson just won her bet on the Kentucky Derby.”

Curious George in Area 51

On a visit to Nevada, Curious George gets into monkey mischief when he hides a balloon inside the Man in the Yellow Hat’s hat.

“Did you identify any planetary resources, Zorg?”

“Not yet, commander. For some reason, everything has just turned black and white.”

Ever since lawn darts were outlawed, Joe and the boys made do with hubcaps.

Nativist skeet shooters enjoyed using targets that reminded of illegal alien hats.

“Ten quatloos says you can’t stick the landing on the mooring tower.”

“Fuck it. Hold my beer.”

Lol!!!

Frisbee! So fun, it’s out of this world!

It’s a saucer. It’s flying. Case closed.

Nicely done, kaylasdad99. Now, make me proud.

Many thanks to all my fans.

And now, you may amuse me.

“I want my toasty warm panties NOW!”

The view from inside The Great Sock Wormhole.

@running_coach, I think you should reuse this one!

Thanks but I prefer to always come up with new stuff.