“Well you’d probably be pissed off too if you had a human head growing out out
your back.”
I was promised the Lassie marathon.
Marmaduke wonders where it all went wrong.
The doctor recommended Chantix, Citrucel, probiotics, and a very big dog to take the blame
YOU tell him he’s not allowed to be up on the furniture!
-“BB”-
“Sure, it costs a lot to feed him, but he scares the Jehovah’s Witnesses away.”
And don’t we all feel that way sometimes? Okay @running_coach go run with it.
“I walked a mile for this?”
The Geico Gecko taking a break while the crew sets up another shot.
Uber Smokes had a very restrictive ‘maximum delivery quantity’ for its schoolyard division.
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather bend over backwards than switch.”
“It’s my passport to Flavor Country.”
I’ve heard of climbing the walls wanting a cigarette, but this is ridiculous.
Proof that cigarettes stunt your growth
Come to Marlsquirrel Country.
Sorry all, I was playing with a scammer and lost track of time.
@iamatractorboy smoked everyone.
Thank you!
In honour of the Olympics, which officially open today…
I’d be grateful if someone could embed this image as I never seem to be able to on my phone. Thanks.
Entry:
If you’re not feeling up to an inward pike with a twist, just remember that a cannonball always works.