A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

“Hello. I am Bayrmax, your personal body mover. Where do you want to go today?”

For safety reasons, phrases like “Snap!” and “So crushing this!” were later removed from the voice control function.

Oops, sorry it’s been a busy day. Okay, theh winnah iz:

Thanks, @Lumpy I won’t argue with your decision. :slightly_smiling_face:

Go ahead!!! Pull my finger again, you vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!!!

I’m telling you!! It was worse than Detroit!!!

Everyone thinks I’m yelling at you!!! In truth I have no idea what to say!!!

Do you feel pretty???!!! Well, do you???!!!

It’s less filling, and that’s that!

Have you seen my Sid, my finch???!!!

“No, 0.99999… does NOT equal 1!”

“I’m gonna break your cane and shoot your dog!”

“You have mustard on your chin. It makes you look silly. Wipe it off.”

My pick of a great bunch - over to you, @running_coach !

Thanks!

Breeders soon discovered consumers just weren’t ready for gluten-free breeds.

A mistranslation of “vegetarian dog food”.

A genuine collie flower.

Stage Two success! In Stage Three, we now breed this with an Irish Cheese Hound.

John Merrick’s best friend.