A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Bob made History the day he defeated 7 opponents simultaneously in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors

The other side of the MLK assassination

The crowd makes bets on the trajectory of the jumper.

“Look! Up in the sky! It’s Superman! And he’s conducting an auction!”

The Meaningless Gestures Club has it’s first public meeting.

“Shop teachers, Unite!”

The Shadow Puppet Players rehearse for the stampede scene.

The dress code for Black Sabbath concerts is more formal than you might imagine.

Seconds after this photo was taken, the corpse of King Kong smashed the bidders into street paste.

That was which street again? :winking_face_with_tongue:

That’s the American way!

Take it, @running_coach

Thanks!
Have at it.

No, a watermelon is not a really fat cucumber.

Fluffy the Catermelon.

“I heard a bald eagle tried to hatch a rock. Hold my beer.”

No! I’m not going to do a ‘bird dog on my Swiss Ball!

“Cats hate water. I’m just keeping it in the melon, is all.”

From melon collie to melon tabby

“I find it comfortable. Don’t judge me.”

Let’s not pretend this “ha-ha - he masturbates in front of me” thing is a one-way street, okay?