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The Dance Of The Porkbelly Faries.
Written by Sir Francis Bacon
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Ballet? More like ball-ache.
Now let’s see what image @Lumpy comes up with for the next round.
Let’s go from ice to fire:
“There are aliens on the Mexican border!”
“Don’t you mean illegal immigrants?”
“No, I mean real aliens!”
Anyone spotted any signs of intelligent life yet?
…
Ok, next planet.
“Take us to your goalkeeper!”
“Ppfasth nemme’e’elle g’koi barada nikto!”
The last time we came, we built giant, useless pyramids. This time we’re influencers at Burning Man. Otherwise, we have no suggestions for the problems down here. If you’re wondering if maybe the smart inter-terrestrials are the one who stayed home while we were sent out to annoy someone else for a change…
“Green Party a head in polls” - news at 11.
Numerous movies shut down as green screen actors go on strike.
The tour group from the planet Viridis are asked to leave Burning Man after organizers determine that they aren’t weird enough.
-“BB”-
GREEN LIVES MATTER
(yes Discourse, it’s a complete sentence)
“We’re green, we’re seen, get used to it!”
Damn, all of these are good! But I have to pick something so I guess…
Take it away @Spoons
Thanks!
Okay, let’s figure out what’s going on here:
“and just which of those hussies out there is ‘whippoorwhippoorwhip’?”
Karen wants to know what the blackbirds up to in the tree next door…
Get back out there and fight,you yellow-bellied coward!
Even the rabbit told you we were supposed to make a left turn at Albuquerque!