You’re back, @PlaceboTarget! Hooray!
Fully agree. Welcome back, @PlaceboTarget ! I hope you can see how much fun we’ve had with your idea over the last number of years. Hope you can stick around!
Thank you for the warm welcome, @needscoffee and @Spoons .
I’m back to my normal self now–not too great, but not too bad either. Let the game continue. 
Calling @Intergalactic_Gladiator ! You won the last round.
I seem to be having issues posting the pic.
vaj yIHmey neH vIneH…
Let’s try this:
Dagoba Lake Batleth
Dance of the Sugar Plum Klingons.
After Disney bought the rights to Star Trek, fans were up in arms with Kahless’ new Stormtrooper origin story.
When Klingons come out, they really come out.
Empire tries new approach to pass health department inspection
[not an entry]As usual, they missed.[/nae]
“qaStaHvIS wa’ ram loSSaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD”
translation: One man can cut four thousand throats in a single night, if he is continually running. (three thousand when we wear kitten heals)
See? Swan Lake IS better in the original Klingon!
“QI’yaH! My warrior prune juice is about to make another appearance!”
I shake it off, I shake it off, whoo-hoo-hoo…
Ha-va nagila, ha-va nagila…
“I have had it up to here with your ‘swollen testicle’ story!”
Obviously, they are storm tu-tu-pers.