Which Twin Has The Toni?
For you young’uns.
Listen
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa, oh, oh…
Now, he’s ticklin’ his fancy
Rubbin’ his nose
Muzzle to muzzle now
Anything goes
As they wiggle
Yas starts to giggle
I didn’t want to say in front of the Americans, but… your flies are undone!
“Your ear wax tastes like fresh humus.”
Is that the booger wall, Your Holiness?
Sometimes the simplest is the best. Take it away @Dr.Winston_OBoogie
Thank you!
Let’s try this:
(please note - I don’t want the actual caption. Yes, this is the drag queen that beat Dolly Parton in a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest)
“It takes twice as much time and money to look this cheap, honey"
paraphrase of an actual quote by Dolly Parton
You’re a Dolly Parton Drag Queen impersonator?
What a way to make a livin’!
“The key is to be authentic, honey.”
“Yes, I do my own stunts, just like Tom Cruise.”
“The next are Sofia Vegara and Melania Trump, in that order.”
“Yes, we plan to bring in a Jane Fonda impersonator and a Lily Tomlin impersonator, and do a drag remake of 9 to 5.”
Oh, she’s hot — wait, which one is the real Dolly?
The Dolly Parton Reserve was established in 2033 to ensure this essential national resource will always be available.
I wasn’t Dolly “the sheep” they were cloning…
I’ll assume @Elmer_J.Fudd , Esq. missed a “t” in the first word, and give it to him.
Thanks! Proof reading a single sentence was beyond my attention span yesterday.
Next one…
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“We are the humans.”