Efforts to improve the walking on water experiment through the double-slit approach have reached an impasse.
Finalist for the Human Fidget Spinner audition
“Hey, my eyes are down here.”
Yes, yes, very nice. But how does that make you a better candidate for the lifeguard job?
“Miss, this is swimming, not women’s figure skating”.
Underwater ballet never caught on because the instructors weren’t willing to get in the pool.
Honourable mention to @Elmer_J.Fudd who gained high marks for artistic expression, but the winner is @knoodler in this round.
Thanks Ferris!
For some reason this photo gives me the willies.
“And for our fashion segment: Weather reporter-on-the-spot Barbara Smith always coordinates her outfits so tastefully, with harmonizing gray tones and a playful spot of color on her mic.”
“It’s so windy, I just saw an old lady on a bicycle fly past.”
“Don’t make me fart again. You won’t like it if I fart again.”
We never understood the consequences of naming our daughter “Boreas”. Until now.
Mandy’s ‘Wing Walking Weather Report’ segment was unexpectedly cut short when the pilot decided to loop the loop.
And I looked, and behold a grey horse: and her name that sat on him was Toxic Positivity
I wish Marvel would stop coming up with new Thors. Mjollnir the microphone is less than inspired.
After surviving a near-death experience with a tornado in Depression Era Kansas, Dorothy Gale grew up to be an early pioneer of television weather forecaster.
You thought the Democrats controlled the weather? You ain’t seen nothing yet!
Your smile makes the clouds roll by.
A lot of great captions, but this one hit my funny bone:
You’re up, I_G
